You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
This house was built for laser tag.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Someone signed my nipple.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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