did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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