Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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