I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Randomize
