i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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