you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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