Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
my poor anus
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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