you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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