vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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