they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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