How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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