Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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