i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Randomize
