I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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