Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Randomize
