fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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