i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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