I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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