Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
kristin has been a bad kristin
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
it's like heaven, but drunker
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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