My liver just broke up with me...
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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