i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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