I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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