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Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
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