i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
tell me about the fingering
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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