no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I could fuck to npr.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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