hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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