going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
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