Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Randomize
