Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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