he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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