You really coming over, don't trick.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
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