So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
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Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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