Ambien. No doubt about it.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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