Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
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