You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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