Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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