Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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