Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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