Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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