But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
is wine microwaveable?
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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