I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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