dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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