How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
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