You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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