people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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