I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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