We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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