I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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