babies were throwing up all over the place
Do vagina's smell?
it was like eating out sand paper
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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