i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
