Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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