what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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