Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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